CHING CHING A LING

by Jerk In The Can

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Recorded in July of 2014 at Fortissimo Studio with Doug Fury. Album cover pic by Derek Simpson

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released October 6, 2014

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Track Name: Killer Owls
Looks just like an owl but i cant look in its eyes
its super power is that it can blind and hypnotise
the fantasy is that it will fly right over head
reality is that its in the barn and it is dead

realisticaly can we believe what it said
is it kill to eat or keep a dead pet

on the shoulders - demons - angels
Track Name: Bath Salts
After a hard days at work - i need to relax
take my mind away - take a bath

ooh ohh oh

bath salts
fantasy candy - popsicles - licorice - candy land

ooh ohh oh
Track Name: FAKE PHONEY
Lets get serious for a second are you alive
looks like you might have had too much to drink tonight
thats ok we've got a doctor and a nurse on site
i've got 911 on speed dial - do you feel alright


i've got no haste - mask on my face and my dreams are still alive
looks like you might have had too much to drink tonight
crowd around the creepy clown my bark bigger than bike
i'm not an F A K E P H O N E Y
Track Name: My Stomach Sucks
my belly hurts like hell and i cant get no help
theres somethings you just cant fix yourself
when the muscle tears and the intestine pokes out
and the nurse is scared and the surgeon has doubts

Swollen

feels like throwing up shit from my mouth
cant catch my breath - health gone south
when the muscle tears and the intestine pokes out
and i'm slow like a snail and the nausea sucks

Swollen